Monsieur Muggles

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Gender: Male
Location: Bay Area CA US

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This is more hilarious than accurate

My life in a nutshell

Well, life as you know it officially sucks before 30.

--My best friend from Texas

People I dont know but like nonetheless

Monsieur Muggles licks the shoes of 117 skull cutters

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Hooters has the best quotes

Half of all people are below average.

If you don't have something nice to say, be vague.

Money can't buy you friends, but it can get you a better class of enemies.

It's bad luck to be superstitious.

Friction is a drag.

More to come soon.

Dooby Dooby Doo

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TequilaVaquero

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10/03/08

The guy at my office says I talk like a Mexican because I use the word basically a lot. I can fake being hispanic on the phone, but it confuses the shit out of people. I can speak enough spanish to tell them the amount due and whatnot, and enough to tell them I don't speak spansih fluently. But then they just think I am lying to them.
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TequilaVaquero

219 Kudos

10/02/08

Wait you're hispanic? Is it contagious?
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10/02/08

Reply from Monsieur Muggles:
Well, I haven't met you in rl before, and I'm pretty sure that you still claim to be white and blond, so I'm assuming the answer to your second question is no. Although yes, I am a member of your favorite minority.
TequilaVaquero

219 Kudos

10/02/08

That's what they all say.

I say you're just not picky.
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10/02/08

Reply from Monsieur Muggles:
That would make me just like you! Twins!

Except for the part where I'm Hispanic and you're not.
TequilaVaquero

219 Kudos

10/02/08

Indecisive bastard!
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10/02/08

Reply from Monsieur Muggles:
More like enjoying the best of both worlds.
ginaf20697

507 Kudos

10/01/08

Henrik Lundqvist, Rangers goalie. Yum yum good!

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